I decided to have a garden this year. I had one
a couple of years ago, but with Sydney's due date being mid-July last year, I decided to forgo the garden. And while it was probably the right thing to do, I sure missed my homegrown tomatoes. And my
zucchini named Zed.
Sidebar to sing Homegrown Tomatoes:
Homegrown tomatoes...homegrown tomatoes
What would life be without homegrown tomatoes?
Only two things that money can't buy,
and that's true love and HOMEGROWN TOMATOES!
Shawn is shaking his head and rolling his eyes right now...
Anyhoo...after a lot of discussion about where to put the garden, we ended up using the same little piece of our yard that we had before. Only it was no longer an unused flower bed...we had turned it into just regular yard. Shawn tilled it up for me, but it still needed a lot of work to remove the grass that had grown there over the last 2 years. Luckily, I had a very willing helper.
But here's the thing about helpers: They have short attention spans.
I bought my plants on Mother's Day and spent that evening and part of the next day getting them in the ground. Here's the thing about going to a nursery or garden center: you get in there and see all of the beautiful plants and something comes over you. You start to overestimate your skills. You forget about all of the innocent little plants that you have sent to Plant Heaven. At best, I am a novice at this whole gardening thing, but it was really hard to NOT walk out of there with about $100 worth of seeds. For things that we don't even eat, no less! Radicchio! Radicchio looks so pretty in a salad! And radishes! I don't really even like radishes but surely my garden needs them...
Luckily, I reigned myself in and got things back to a more reasonable level. Tomatoes, squash, cucumbers, zucchini, lettuce, parsley, rosemary and basil. And carrots, because I just wanted to give them a whirl. (I have heard that they can be a bit difficult...) I might add sweet potatoes too, but someone recommended that I do those in a big pot instead of in the ground. Still thinking about that one...
I have NEVER had any luck with seeds. They always die. A couple of years ago, I bought young plants, and they all did fairly well. Well, I can't do anything the same way twice, so this time I decided I was going to have some seeds. I bought one of these little greenhouse kits that already has the little dirt pellets in it. You just add water to make the dirt expand and drop in your seeds. Pretty easy!
I bought some seeds but got a couple of plants, too. I figured that way if my seeds fizzle out, I'll still have tomatoes. If they work, we can have LOTS of tomatoes. Also, it's probably a good thing that I snapped this picture right after I got my seeds in because one of Sam's favorite things to do right now is to pull out my little label things and rearrange them. At least now I can refer back to this picture so I can remember what's actually growing where.
I was super excited about Sam helping me with our garden. I thought he'd totally be into digging in the dirt. And he was. Unfortunately, he was also into stomping on the plants, pulling them back out of the ground, and wreaking havoc in general. In a last ditch effort to give my plants a fighting chance, I told Sam we were going to pretend that the plants were on fire. And just like any good fireman, we needed to put the fire out. Success! And now, that's all he can talk about. Every. Single. Night. We have to put the fire out. We need not worry about any drought this summer. (Also, his aim isn't all that great, so we water the sidewalk as much as we do the plants. But don't even think about trying to help him!) I hope my garden survives the summer of Sam.

I saw on Pinterest (where else?) that you can keep your cucumber and squash plants contained by using an upside-down tomato cage. Mine pretty much took over everything last time, so I thought I'd give that a try. You can see it in the picture above. (Any thoughts on that, Doop?)
I checked on my seeds every day for about a week. Then, my lettuce sprouted almost over night! Yay!!! I eagerly called Shawn out to the porch to see. Unfortunately, he did not show an equal (nor what I felt was an appropriate) level of enthusiasm. Sam and I are still discussing if he will be allowed to eat our lettuce.
A few days later, I checked again, and my little greenhouse had exploded!
I'm pretty sure this means I'm a gardening expert now. Maybe I should've gotten those radish seeds after all...
But for all of you NON-EXPERTS out there, I have found this
very cool and very useful website. You enter your zip code and tell it what plants you want to grow in your garden, and it will basically make a timeline for you...when to plant, when to harvest, etc. I only found out about it a few days ago, but so far it has been very educational. And the Sprout It people are not paying me to say that. They have no idea who I am. I just think it's neat and thought I'd pass it along.