So a really brief recap of what's been going on in our lives lately:
We are the Griswolds.
A slightly less brief recap (because really you just need the full picture):
Last Saturday night we got home from a WONDERFUL week at the beach and started trying to ease back into normal life. Sunday night, I was working on a little project in the dining room while Shawn was folding laundry in the living room. Sam, who had really perfected his walking skills while we were at the beach, was toddling around with Molly at his side. As he was coming through the kitchen towards me, we heard a fall and then crying. Like
serious crying.
Shawn and I rushed to check things out, and we quickly decided we were going to the ER. Sam just wasn't calming down, and every time I tried to get him to stand up he refused to put pressure on his left foot. We loaded everyone into the car and headed towards the hospital.
This would be a good point to pause and explain a difference between Shawn's personality and mine. When crises arise, I tend to downplay everything. "It's not that bad...things will be fine..." I feel like if I say it enough times, it will be true. Shawn, on the other hand, who tends to be happy-go-lucky most of the time, usually assumes the worst during emergencies. "My baby's hurt! Get out of the way! Coming through!! STAT!!!"
Just a few miles up the interstate, we came up on a traffic stand-still. For miles ahead, we could see cars that weren't moving. By this time, Sam had finally stopped screaming, and I was already telling myself we were just being freakishly overprotective. (Not that we would ever be that way, or anything.) I mentally turned the car around in the median, but Shawn didn't even hit the brakes. He swerved over onto the shoulder and kept barrelling past dozens of cars, all while hitting buttons on my console and screaming, "Where are your hazard lights?!"
Did I mention that it was raining, too?
Trying to remain the voice of reason in a stressful situation, I
screamed calmly asked, "What's your plan for when we get to the front of the line? Clearly there is a bad wreck or something up there. They won't let us through."
"Oh yes they will," he replied. "I'm going to tell them we have a medical emergency and we have to get through!"
I may or may not have yelled something to the effect of,
"IT WON'T DO US ANY GOOD TO GET TO THE ER IF WE'RE ALL DEAD WHEN WE GET THERE!!!" All while Sam calmly sat in the back seat looking very not-hurt.
We finally got to the front of the line, and a policeman was letting cars through using one lane. Shawn rolled his window down in preparation to explain our situation. I braced myself for the lecture we would get from the policeman when he saw how "hurt" Sam looked. Suddenly, a space opened up between cars. Shawn swerved into the space and we drove right through the traffic stop. I slouched a little lower in my seat and tried to avoid the eyes of the other motorists who were undoubtedly hurling cuss words at us.
We got to the emergency room (thankfully in one piece) and signed in. And then we waited.
And waited.
And waited.
Turns out a holiday weekend is the worst time possible to go to an emergency room. Sam ate Teddy Grahams, flirted with the lady sitting behind us and watched football while I silently berated us for over-reacting so badly.
When we finally got called back, Sam barely even whimpered while the nice gentleman examined his leg, he smiled during the x-rays, and I was even more convinced that we had made a wasted trip. When they came in and told us he had a fractured tibia, you could have knocked me over with a feather.
My baby has a broken bone? Put the cuffs on me! Take me away! I'm an unfit mother!!!
They splinted Sam's leg and we went home. The next day, I was off and Sam and I just hung around the house nursing our wounds...his physical, mine emotional. We got in lots of snuggles, I spoiled him like crazy, and I even gave in to a temper tantrum or two.
Just this once... He seemed to be doing well with the splint, so I felt reasonably good about sending him to the babysitter the next day.
Sometime in the afternoon, Tammy sent me a text saying Sam's splint was loose. Sure she was over-reacting and he had just loosened the bandage around it (there's my reaction again), I eased her concerns and told her I'd check him out when I got there to pick him up. However, when I arrived, I saw that he had worked the splint down his leg from knee level to about mid-calf.
Because apparently ONE visit to the emergency room per week just isn't enough... So it was back to the ER we went where they splinted us again and sent us on our merry way...again.
The next morning, we had an appointment with an orthopedist, and Sam was a total rock star. He got his cast (UK blue, of course!) and wasn't the least bit scared. I was so proud of my brave little man! Shawn and I were relieved to learn that because babies heal much more quickly than adults, he would probably only have to wear the cast for about 3 weeks. More good news!
All set up and ready to go!
He looks great, right?
One of the many advantages of being Mommy: I got to be the first to sign his cast!
But the story doesn't end there...